Thankfully the same people who created this evil alcohol also created a remedy for its wrath: haejangguk (해장국).
Often called "hangover soup," haejangguk refers to all kinds of guk (soup) eaten as a hangover cure in Korean cuisine. The most popular variety seems to be a thick stew consisting of meaty pork spine, spinach, cabbage, onions and congealed ox blood in a spicy beef broth.
Sound like something you want to eat after a long night of drinking?
Me neither. And a few weekends ago, while curled up at the edge of the bed, my friend's suggestion to do so had me dry heaving into a trash can.
"Congealed ox blood?" I said. "Whatever happened to saltines and Gatorade?"
"Get over it and get dressed," my friend said to me. "You're a food blogger now. Plus, saltines are for college kids."
Was it the miracle soup? The all-powerful kimchi? Or was it just the fresh air?
I don't know. And I don't care. I just know that the haejangguk was much better than a box of flavorless white crackers.